Awards given to THE CORPORATION as a result of complex campaigns of blackmail, bribery and coersion:

The Site/Yahoo! Site o' the Nite (MSNBC)

I-Way 101 Cool Site of the Week
AOL WebDiner Blue Plate Special
Prodigy's Living Digital Site of the Day
Windows Magazine HotSpot
Bob Allison's Kool Link
SPIV's Enlightened Site of the Day
Dynamite Site of the Night
Tre Bizarre Page of the Day (Kitty Porn)
Irene's Crack House Hit of the Day
The Not Total Crap Award
FanClub Site of the Day
Zone of the Week