Company School Opens in Arkane, Indiana

THE CORPORATION is pleased to announce the opening of our new school in Arkane Indiana. Finally children working in our Arkane plant will no longer have to bother leaving the facilities in order to access quality education.

Here youngsters gain valuable knowledge of the world while still completing a full eight hour work day. The school's curriculum covers a wide range of educational topics including the employee handbook and the Vista-View 3000 web page proofing system manual.

Pictured above are some eager students holding their prize winning paint-by-number portraits of THE CORPORATION's President. These five students are the winners of the school's annual Art contest and for their prize they are being allowed to display their work to you on an actual web page! We would especially like to congratulate little Johnny Perkins, son of the school's own Superintendent, shown on the far left. Way to go Johnny!