Ellen Baxter:

Ellen was a sad case. She was one of the many employees that came late to THE CORPORATION joining when she was already fifteen.




She worked in THE CORPORATION drive-in, feeding all the hungry sales-men in their big cars wishing, hoping, but never really believing that one day she too would be able to travel the country in a car of her own, going from town to town to sell comedy to companies that just aren't funny enough to make their own.



Well since the article in www.suck.com, Ellen's wildest dreams have come true. She is now the proud owner of a powerful modern car with which she will be able to pursue her work in her new position at THE CORPORATION.


From now on Ellen Baxter will be known as Queen of Sales.

Ellen's many duties as Queen of Sales will keep her extremely busy but the joy of making us very rich is more than enough to keep a smile on her face and a sparkle in her eye. "Queen Ellen, may Upper Management be with you and your prescriptions always be filled. Amen!"