"Yeah...real funny." - J. Bobbit
"This fine collection illustrates modern man's dilemma. They are filled with such lust and desire, but are unable to do anything about it. Serves the horny demons right!" - Prudence Ascott
"A beautiful and proper study of the male form" - Linda S. Marshall
"Aw geez, dude. What the hell happed to his thang!?" - Jake Larson
"The lack of facial features and genitalia unifies these and all men persecuted for sins of the flesh." - Rev. Charles Loop
"Stripped of their masculinity, these hero figures stand exposed for all the world to see. How do they urinate? " - Betty Howard
"What, did they all forget to execute the RENDER: PENIS command? Just kidding!" - Kai Plugin Pictasso
"Don't let me catch the fool who renders me with this lousy program." - L. D. Silver